Two Big Semis

Howdy, Horde! Homeward bound at last. Got some observations from the road to serve up while fresh in mind.

#1: Two big semis, one in each lane, right behind me - and I mean frighteningly close behind me - while speeding over the Missouri hills.

What the ever-lovin' heck do they expect me to do? Speed up? Slow down? No, Mr Bond I expect you to die?