Twit tweets twaddle

Speaking of keeping it classy, the late Sonny Bono's loving, tasteful, prejudice-free ex-spouse twitted this yesterday:
"I Feel if he doesn't get all his DUCKS IN A ROW we'll b forced 2 listen 2Uncaring Richy Rich! The whitest man in MAGIC UNDERWEAR in the WH"

Now, usually when airheads bleat, I ignore it, but the "Richy Rich" part got me wondering about net worth. So I asked Professor Google, "cher's net worth"? I found out it's only a paltry, poverty-level six hundred million dollars. (But she's so worth every cent. And the beat goes on. And the beat goes on. Drums keep poundin' rhythm to the bra-a-ain. Lawdy dawdy dee. Lawdy dawdy die.)

Then I asked Prof. Google, "romney's net worth"? Why, would you believe that stinking filthy richy-rich is worth two hundred million dollars! With that kind of outrageous wealth, he just can't identify with the common working man the way Chaz Bono's mommy can. (And of course it's all ill-gotten Bain gains, defrauded from the workingman.)

I'd vote for Romney's underwear
before I'd listen to übercher!