They jus love me more!

Har har har! Is this thing on? WHO CARES? I stand there at the d..d.. Dee Enn See and I say I'm Karl Marx's grandson, and I'll sell Alaska back to Russia for a nickle, and I hate Jews and Poles and honkey grandmothers, and I'm totally polymorphosly perverse. Yet I'm golden. They jus love me more!

Romney says in private what he says in public and everyone's horrified. We so OWN this election. Mwah ha haaaah. Gawllah DAH-umm Merika! Worldwide Caliphate with Overlord Baroque Hussein Muhummed here we come!