They are not Republicans

Sweet tap dancing Buddha, That's because they are not Republicans, they are frauds. - Oldsailors Poet

I'm only a few comments in, but this echoes my initial reflection, with delightful expression.

Good morning, revolutionaries. The first rays of the Sun made me open my eyelids, but I closed them, and snuggled up to the Mrs. My alarm went off but I slapped it quiet, and rolled over again. The smell of the freshly brewing coffee wafted to my nose, but I manage to drift back to sleep. Then, outside my window, a bird starts singing, three, three, three, three. I'm up.