Screaming at and beating on my computer

Good evening. Am I late or is everybody else early? What are those things in the guacamole? That is guacamole, right?

For the buffet tonight, I bring a 30-second video that I spent three days screaming at and beating on my computer to produce. Learned a lot of things not to do. All I did was play with a clip of TFG saying he'd pack it up and go home.

An easy-to-remember shortlink.
http://bit.ly/ogohome
Wishful thinking.

Now, what's everybody been saying for 500 comments?