Scholarly, yeah, sure

Scriptural Scholar

“I think the good book says, you know, ‘Don’t throw stones in glass houses,’ or make sure that we’re lookin’ at the log in our eye, before we’re pulling out the mote in other folk’s eyes…”

— Breitbart

Spirit of Christmas Presents

In a speech at the National Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony Thursday night, President Obama did not mention Jesus by name but said the meaning of Jesus’s story is embraced by all people “around the world, regardless of how they pray, or whether they pray at all. But while lighting the tree has entered into the 21st century, the story that we remember this season dates back more than 2,000 years…”

— CNS News c/o Weasel Zippers

…did not mention Jesus…

"…the story that we remember…"

"…whether they pray at all…"

Despite everything, I'm still surprised sometimes when people aren't actually struck down by lightning…