Sarah Palin forcing reporters to break the law

Oh, I loved this one. Emphases added.

"Sarah Palin’s bus is plastered with a mock-up of the U.S. Constitution. But her entourage — both the three-vehicle motorcade that includes the bus and the smaller, two-SUV version she uses for smaller events — hasn’t been very respectful of traffic laws." Which, of course, is unConstitutional?

"They speed. They run red lights and stop signs. They make last-second lane changes to get off the highway, sometimes without signaling.

"So do the reporters following them."

And who says so, I wonder? "Journalists in the caravan trailing her...." Hmmm. Now, if you can't believe them, who can you believe?... And even worse... the Palins "just missed driving through a tornado on the road into Boston." Gasp! Just missed a tornado! (??)

And just look at what she's forcing those poor reporters to do...

"The reporters who are speeding, tailgating, cutting off other cars, blasting through roundabouts and passing on the right in an effort to keep up, say they have no other choice..."

NO OTHER CHOICE! JUST LIKE THOSE POOR MUSLIMS WHO HAVE TO MURDER PEOPLE BECAUSE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE BURNED A BOOK!

"'It’s like paparazzi,' said one reporter" and it's all Palin's fault, just like Gabby Gifford!

Hey, kids! Can you spell BS? I know you can!