Pointless speech that seems to go on forever

Just did a mystic reading about the SOTU. Boy, I haven't done one of these in years. My "this is like unto that" cells are asleep.

1. Significance cannot be said.
2. Infinite life.
3. All hail to the conquering One!

I trust I don't need to interpret that for anyone here. I had hoped to read something like, it will be interrupted by an alien invasion or something. No, it's:

A pointless speech that seems to go on forever that basically says, "I am teh Won!"