Obama: Jesus said to raise taxes

Here y’go, perfesser:

“For me as a Christian…” Jesus said to raise taxes.
[I believe Jesus' actual words were, "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's. Now more. More! MORE! MWAH-HAH-HAAH! IT'S ALL CAESAR'S!!"]

“I came to know Jesus Christ myself, and embrace him as my Lord and savior.”
[Um.. No comment.]

And in this video, you’ll find scriptural scholar Barry Goatherdson expounding on the Bible: