NORAD protecting Santa

Some assholes have nothing better to do.
Posted by: Vic

Made me look!

I fondly remember Dad coming in to relay to my brother and me what progress NORAD reported, as we tried to go to sleep on Christmas Eve. Really fun. (I miss my Dad, 45 years gone.)

"We wanted to let folks know that, hey, this is a NORAD video, and we're the military and this is our mission," Navy Captain Jeff Davis said.

See, that's the problem right there. Mil = bad. Period. As the CiC would say. (God help us!)

Anyway, that's all for show. Besides the anti-missile antler guns Santa's sleigh has its own copious defenses and weaponry. You do know it's a modified TARDIS, right?

Coffee's ready. Yay. Now if I can just shake the horizon a little harder, I'm sure I can get the sun to show up...

Did I say hello? Hello.