No Chainsaws Allowed
Restaurant manager: Sir and Madam, I understand you would not want to leave your valuables out front or in your car, but you may leave your chainsaw and sledgehammer behind the counter. I guarantee their security.
Thor: Nay, good fellow, we appreciate your generous offer, and do not doubt you are a most trustworthy proprietor, but Mjolnir must ever stay at my side, as I am ever On Duty.
Sif: Thou mayest hold this greasy chainsaw. I shall keep my broadsword.