My son got me into the Mexican sodas

My son got me into the Mexican sodas, with that health food ingredient, actual sugar. I don't even drink soda much. This will be disappointing news. Except, I'll drink soda less.

Let me get this out of the way (& in yours, whatev):
Myzled by the Prezident
Debbie Wasserman Schultz stumbles over her prepared remarks. Used to uttering gibberish, she forges on unfazed. And becomes a rap star.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/myzled-by-the-prezident

Your myslege may, very. And mumble we much.

(For some reason, my old steam-powered computer handled this production on the first run (okay, 2nd) and in a relatively short time. Perhaps it's heard me talking about upgrading.)

Now, I missed a few things back there. What was that last pic? Oh. Right. I heard about the nation that rolled through a stop sign and ended up with a colonoscopy.