Milk-drinkin' coffee-sippin' Mormon

Okay, this is it! I'm laying it down.

I hearby challenge your guy to a beer summit! He can't handle it, can he? Milk-drinkin' coffee-sippin' Mormon. I'll drink him under the table. Let's get started now, 'cause I jus did some lines. Just leave that bottle of Cuervo and keep the beer coming. I'm the WON!