If you like your toilet paper
If you like your toilet paper, you can keep your toilet paper. No one's trying to take that away fom you.
But, at a cerain point, you've got enough toilet paper.
I order. today, that the forest industry be under the auspices of the EPA. A few small manufacturing rules may be added... for the children.
-Pezidented Barry 'Chia Pet' O'bummer