If he was as transparent as he said

"If he was as transparent as he said he was gonna be we'd find out that he's a lazy dull borderline retard..."
— Captain Hate

Ooo... big ol' webwork hooks are hard for me to resist. And why should I? (Don't answer that.)

Lazy Man - 1-minute viddie from the Oct 2012 archives
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/lazy-man