I Will Be Asked to Cast My Pitiful Vote

Greetings and saladcroutons, fellow targets of our tyrannical bureaucrazy!

Realized just the other day that, meaningless as it is, there will be an Oklahoma primary and I will be asked to cast my pitiful vote for one of those dubious dudes or dudette. I will have to move from the Theoretical to the Actual and pick one of Marco, Ben, Chris, Rick, Mike, Carly, Jeb, Donald, Rand, Lindsey, or Ted, all of whom have already filed in the state.

I have 'til March to roll my dodecahedron and decide.

Groaann.