How we got like this #1
How we got like this
#1 in a series on our intelligent design
Scene: Earth-life designer studios, six billion years ago:
Designer A: You know, that facial hair looks pretty good on men. We should add a little bit more, right above the mouth, though, don't you think? Round it out?
Designer B: Yeah, that looks good. Done.
Designer C: Wait! Isn't that right under where we put the excess mucus exit ports?
Designers A & B: [giggling] Yeah. Your point?