Hheavy adolescent pot smoking will increase schizophrenia

"heavy adolescent pot smoking will increase schizophrenia by middle age..."
- Ribald Conservative riding Orca

Just about any elements introduced during adolescence will have long-term effects. Not a great age to do drugs or booze.

Anyway, clearly, only those over 60 should be allowed to smoke pot. Medicinally, of course. And just as soon as Oklahoma legalizes, Imma gonna plant some. It's pretty and makes a good bug-repelling garden border crop, so I've read. Also, rope.

"... as soon as Oklahoma legalizes..." I crack myself up. This state didn't permit liquor by the drink until the ... 80s or 90s.