Fracking? Fracking?

Pineneedles Underfoot, Santa's mindful webworker

Commented on:

Fri 2013 Dec 20, 10:30pm

Fracking? Fracking?

Don't you know Fracking causes Earthquakes!

Fracking is the reason we've had TWO yes count them TWO earthquakes here in Oklahoma in the last ... um ... 2011 to 2013 carry the 1 (runs out of fingers) ... um ... in the last several years, two of the biggest earthquakes EVER ON RECORD in the ENTIRE ... um... something like 100 years of state history. Which, okay, isn't long in geologic terms, maybe, but it's really long in anthropillogical global climate chaos carbon credit billing cycles.

If FRACK just had a short-u vowel sound and no R it would make a great cussword. Wait a minute...

BAROUK OBAMA IS STUTTERING CLUSTERFRACK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE.

(For old time's sake.)

(And the middle class.)

I survived the biggest earthquake evar (in Oklahoma) tee shirt in the mindfulwebworks shop at CafePress ... which... seems to be unavailable at the moment. Great. Now what?

Subjects:

earthquake