Dangers of Tornadoes is Overblown

Belated response department

Me: ...Split the differences and come to Oklahoma...

AshevilleRobert: No thanks. I want to live in a place where there's 0 percent chance of me coming home from work to find out "Home" and 1/2 mile in each direction has disappeared into the guts of a funnel cloud.

The dangers of tornadoes is overblown. Why, in all my years living here in the Land of the Rednecks, I've never had a tornado come closer than a block and a half.

Anyway, there are secrets to staying non-whirlwinded. Like, for one, don't live near Oklahoma City....