Behavioral Modification Ministry

2017 - New regulations put into place today by the Behavioral Modification Ministry require all public places in America to have eight separate bathrooms, clearly separately marked, one each for heterosexual men, heterosexual women, homosexual males, homosexual females, crossdressing and transgender males, crossdressing and transgender females, bisexuals, and hermaphrodites.

The crossdressers and transgenders are protesting, while the Union of Molesters and Pederasts insists on their right to enter any bathroom anytime, and they have a lot of backing among Democrats.

Asked for the opposition party position, GOP leader for life John Boener was quoted as saying, "Yeah, whatever President Obama says."