American Leftie, the Communist, and the Islamonazi

You want to know why the American Leftie, the Communist, and the Islamonazi are such good pals? It's because we share one great common value, namely, absolutely no adherence to truth unless by some chance it happens to serve our ends. It's so true, you can't even believe me when I say it. God is dead. Up is down. Sheep will believe anything I say. I am the first coming! I am Power! As I bow before my inferiors so as to suck my way to the top, so will all bow to me!

Wait. Is this on? Who cares? I'm golden!