Again today, can't stay and play

Again today, can't stay and play. Monday looms. So I'm dumping some links on you instead.

Videos of the Oklahoma and Kansas tornadoes -- some pretty good shots of those mad funnels. (Closest they got to us was a "reported" twister about twenty miles south.)
http://bit.ly/HLJk7m

A gun in hand makes a man look taller, study says
http://lat.ms/HMywEI

Strong men more likely to vote Conservative
http://tgr.ph/J2BcPr

Netizens laugh off failure of North Korean rocket launch
http://bit.ly/HJEgBU

Mad Magazine also weighs in on the NK accomplishment
http://bit.ly/J2By8A

(Last 2 links directly or indirectly c/o that invaluable resource War News Updates http://bit.ly/HJEsRF)

I don't know where I got this one -- maybe here? -- but I'm sure that one or two of you will be glad to criticize her pointy elbows or something.
http://bit.ly/IEgKFS

REMEMBER FRIENDS! Maybe you can't be first, but you can still call Obama a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure!