Ace Should Fire Whoever Did This


½ Not-first comment:

What lazy, newly-minted cob logger put together this lame-ass ONT? First ONT that's really made me miss ol' whatzisname who used to do most of the ONTs. Ace should fire whoever did this.

♌ Alternate comment:

That quote up top attributed to General Douglas MacArthur - that's fake, isn't it? Nicely done. You may have a future with CNN!

☠ Alternate universe:

Hillary Clinton wins in a landslide, keels over and dies immediately from surprise; Presidency goes to... Gary Johnson.