Young Cruz Said He's in for World Domination

Soulpatchtony: And that's just two strikes off the top of my head.

(You sure it was the top?)

And they'll talk about the video where young Cruz said he's in for world domination.

And how he's a lying liar because Trump said so.

And he's a one-term Senator who can only give good speeches but has never accomplished anything, just like the SCoaMF!

And how he's a pawn of Goldman Sachs because his wife is a Manchurian manipulator queen of diamonds (or was it hearts?). ♦? ♥?

And how he tortures bunny rabbits in his basement.

And how he's secretly a Muslim pretending to be a Christian.

Yeah, Cruz supporters, so naive not to see they should VOTE BERNIE because what else?