Why Would Wonder Woman Wear Red, White, And Blue?
Citizen X: "No red, white and blue? Only in Obama's America."
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Daughter's leftist friend: Why would Wonder Woman wear red, white, and blue? She's from Thymascara.
Our smart, good-looking, unmarried Daughter, sternly: Because she loves America deeply and honors it with her costume!!
Alas, my anachronistic kids still think in 1960s comic book terms; I blame their father forcing them to read the Silver Age classics.