Whenever I try to out-think the scewballs

If I open the "Christian Heterosexual Pair Marriage For Life" bakery, could Colorado still force me to make a Christian heterosexual cake for ghey widdengs?

Never mind. Whenever I try to out-think the scewballs, my head hurts.

Close your eyes. Think of Nazi rallys at their strongest, the roaring chorus of seig heils. That's a whole lotta Nasties, right? So very many allegedly civilized people enthusiastically engaging in mass insanity. Now, open your eyes to the current American electorate...

...and enjoy your day.