When Jesus was asked by his mom

When Jesus was asked
by his mom, there was wine.
It wasn't the cheap stuff.
They say it was fine.

We know that his wine
met the quality test,
For the host of the feast
Declared it the best.

Happy 3rd Day of Christmas

If you think wishing Merry Christmas upsets the enemy, try keeping it up 'til Jan 6 - when even true believers will punch you for it.