Vic's Scripts Network

"Oh, the federal judge? Remove him from the bench, apply boiling tar, feather, and a fast trip to another State; preferably not mine."

I want to start a news network, solely to have newscasters employing Vic's scripts.

Y'know, I can imagine Vic isn't always amused by the older than dirt jokes... but when I typed "Vic's" above, autoincorrect tried to substitute "God's."