Updated Aphorism du jour: Give a Regressive a fish

Your Updated Aphorism du jour:

Give a Regressive a fish...

and you'll have two Regressives on your doorstep the next day demanding fish.

Teach a Regressive to fish...

...or try to... it won't take, but they might go away. Or, you might get sued, because rayciss or something and anyway teaching is a Union job....