Too Busy for Israel but not for Elton John

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Well, SoS John "Ketchup" Kerry, VP Joe "Two Blasts" Biden, and National Security Adviser Susan "The Video Did It" Rice were just too darn busy today to meet with the defense minister of some backwater Middle-East country called Unreal or something. Kerry, in particular, had a much more important meeting scheduled with a Mega Superstar Gay Goofball to talk about promiscuity-transmitted immunovirus disease.

Times of Israel c/o Weasel Zippers
David Forman, also c/o Weasel Zippers