That teen was doing it wrong

What possesses two sixteen year olds to kill a classmate? Dear God. —MWR

Meh, folks been killing folks for nothing since Cain. His is the incomprehensible part:

"When the two teens approached the car, officers asked what they were doing. One of the teens replied 'burying a body....'"

I mean, it could work. You'll recall Mark Twain's best way to lie was, tell the whole truth, but tell it so unconvincingly no one believes you. I think that teen was doing it wrong. "Hahaha, no, really, just digging up fishbait, officer!" "Ho, ho! Okay, boys, be sure to 'cover the grave' when you're done!" (Drives off)