Terrible Advice

Insomniac: Terrible advice. Don't fall for the shit test.

Captain Whitebread: Yeah, thanks, but no. For the last five years of my marriage, those were the words I heard from the ex, while she was screwing everything with an eleventh finger....

Heh, yeah, I should've added, IF you want to continue with that one. Didn't say anything about keeping your pride. Or your nads. Just acknowledging how the system is rigged.