St Valentine

Today only, for $4,999.95 (+ Tax) you and the loved one of your choice can have a private 5 minute audience with this GENUINE RELIC. Who knows what miracles St. Valentine has in store just for you.

But... this offer is limited; hurry so you don't miss out on this once in a lifetime offer. To order on line go to http://www.vatican.co.it/StV-DayOffer. Or dial 1-666-GODTALK and mention "St. V-Day Offer" to the waiting operator.

All major credit cards accepted.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/14 at 06:19 AM

"Honey, this year for a romantic Valentine's, I spent $5000 on you." [Wait for thrill of anticipation to hit]...

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