Split the Differences and Come to Oklahoma

qpsteve: ...I like Nevada and Arizona the best. They seem to like Texas and Montana the best....

Split the differences and come to Oklahoma. Gambling at the AmerIndian casinos, like Nevada. Redneck culture just like Texas only with less twang.* In the summer can be (almost) as hot as Arizona. And in the winter, can be (almost) as cold as Montana. Best and worst of all possible worlds.

God bless your Mom with many more years.

(*Gotta admit, for all its faults, Texas gives Oklahoma a run for its money on purty gals. )