Some folk have gluten intolerance

Some folk have gluten intolerance, like apparently the Mrs.

Tyrants (letting no "crisis" go to waste) decide we need moar gummint.

Free people instead start selling great-tasting gf baked goods and selling them to not gf people. Some great moments, though, like the mother of the teen with severe gi, buying one of our pizzas, saying when her son was first diagnosed, she would've paid $100 for a pizza. Think we were undercharging.

The naturopath says she's not gluten intol anymore, but we'll keep enjoying great alternatives because now, most wheat products taste like paste to me. What? I only tried it once and that was kindergarten...