Shutting and Locking that Barn Door

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We're shutting and locking that barn door with heavy deadbolts and chains, boarding it over, bricking it up, sealing it in acrylic, and positioning Marines all around it. Bestest-locked barn doar evar!

Horses? Long gone. Why?