Remotely Possible That I Didn't Read Every Single Sentence

Me: I went back to sleep and slept late.
Misanthropic Humanitarian: So is that 45% crap from Ace rubbing off of you?

I suppose it's just remotely possible that I didn't read every single sentence of everything our Host has churned out, and I can only presume the 45% reference has to do with his Don't Be Mad Bro article from last week? Should I go back and read it again, this time while awake?