Problem #12 If John McCain is on a train...

Problem #12

If John McCain is on a train heading for the fiscal cliff.

and John Boehner is rocketing toward hell in a handbasket.

while TFG takes the entire military budget and dumps it in the EBT program,

then,

awww, lookit! A sink full of little duckies!

a) the quiz was rigged
b) I have to do #1
c) they told me there'd be ice cream!