mindful webworker - heap o'links
Gateway Pundit headline:
Islamic Cleric: Masturbation Will Result In Pregnant Hands
http://bit.ly/1PKk8CL
And you thought you could "just do it 'til I need glasses"? No such thing as a "little bit pregnant" hand.
Oh, wait, pregnant hands in the afterlife. Okay, then, that clears it all up.