Only Time This Landlubber Went Sailing

Just as I get ready to finally post a morning comment, Ace rolls in. Figures. I'll comment anyway.

Notice that it took over 200 comments before someone came out with "Boaty McBoatface." I think the horde is getting old and slow.

My suggestion: Half Mast (Okay, sounded funnier in my head.)

Only time this landlubber went sailing was at summer camp when I was 13. Captain Counselor managed to snap the mast and we had to be towed to land. Strangely enough, it was right there over at the girls' camp...!