Oklahoma Soldier Returns From the Dead

So, somebody I never heard of, from a network I never watch and a medium I don't see except in brief webclips, using a social medium I don't use, said something ignorant.

Huh.

In real news, Oklahoma soldier returns from the dead:

"They shocked me," Lopez said. "About seven shocks later, I finally came to." ... Though he has a humble and astounding sense of humor about his near-death experience, he considers it a miracle he didn't have to leave his wife and 11-month-old son behind for good. His mother, Penny, said it is all thanks to faith, the Oklahoma standard and the U.S. Army....

Ariana Garza, KOCO
http://bit.ly/half-hour-dead

GoFundMe account for Clint Lopez
http://www.gofundme.com/rr99wc