Oh noooes, these polls! Oh noooes,

Oh noooes, these polls!
Oh noooes, Ryan gots booed by old people!
Oh noooes, Romney's stupid.
He let himself get kicked around for months.
He caved in and released his tax return.
He paid too much. He paid too little.
Look out, he's a Mormon!
Your guy I mean our guy can't win.
We'll just have to stay home and weep on Election Day,
guzzling our Values-Right,
polishing our ammunition,
clinging bitterly to our King James unabridged leather-bound red-letter special editions with pictures.
It all makes me so sad, so sad,
how McRomney and Ryan cannot win,
so sad that my eyes well with tears until
my head swells like a giant egg filled with mucus.
A vicious viscous image. Snnnnniiiiffffff.
Oh, worrah, worrah, worrah, worrah.