Now You're Just Making Stuff Up

Zombie: ..."his" probably started life as "him's" way back when, and evolved to be a "new" word once it got slur-shortened. "Hers" and "theirs" are slightly different terms of speech, and are not parallel to "its"...

Now you're just making stuff up to sound smart.

Like those guys on the classical music radio shows. "That was Symphony #27 by VVlazimix Wvvfrrstlo, performed by the Smelixan National Orchestra, conducted by Otto Xpltghzwhnr with soloist Lyssangia Frlemitia." Yeah, sure it was.

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