Not Accustomed to Wearing Pants

Sugar Plum Fairy: Tutued people can still read!

I have a vision of the book thread, where all the partici-pants, not accustomed to wearing pants, are standing around the bookshelves, sitting around the reading tables, in an odd mix of attire -- parachute pants, pajama bottoms, suit pants while otherwise casually outfitted, ragged blue jeans, coveralls, capri pants, those short pants the Founding Fathers wore (what were they called? breeches?), pantaloons, riding pants, yoga pants, tights, those puffy short things worn on the outside like superhero costumes back in Shakespear's day... and tutus...