Nobody's ROFLing at my comments or lobbing bon mots my way

Nobody's ROFLing at my comments or lobbing bon mots my way. I feel so ostracized. So unappreciated. It's... it's like I'm not reeeal. I may apply for a government loan to sooth my misery. Now I'm going to log off and pout. No, no, don't try to answer me. It's too late. I won't not be back to look for any replies. We is throon.

Just take your guilt to my website and make a suitable donation. (No actual interest in content thereat required.)

Goooooood night gracies. May visions of Eric Holder, college age, in afro, in a tutu, never enter your thoughts.

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