No hardcopy Dewey Beats Truman

Larned m'lesson not to joke 'bout kosher. Oy vey!

Apparently Associated Press has already declared Obama (will be) the winner of the election... this is being reported as though fact

The problem with the electronic age is there's no hardcopy Dewey Beats Truman to hold up.

And with that, I leave you to your own... devices.

Gooooooooood night, gracies.