Never ending

Over thirty years and I still have to play Daddy to the little hooligans. I'd say when does it stop, but my 93yo mother says it doesn't. Ever seen Mr Hobbs takes a vacation? Stewart had it easy.

You know how you never want to drink when you're on duty or on call?

Bruce Banner voice: I'll tell you my secret - I'm always on call.

And you wouldn't like me when I'm Daddy. or.. something.

Somebody hoist one for me tonight. Tell me the horde is happy.