Naked Peeper

I saw this article this morning (dateline: Tulsa):

Police arrested a naked man they say was peeking in the women's restroom at the River Parks Tuesday night.

And, of course, I thought, what inebriated Moron is this? (Although Sherry McEvil is the only Tulsa Moronette of whom I'm aware.) But then, I read further....

Officers were called to the 1900 block of South Riverside Drive at about 10:45 p.m. about a man wearing nothing but panty hose...

...and I thought, no, no self-respecting Moron would be wearing pantyhose, no matter how much Valu-Rite was consumed. Stockings, maybe; garter belts, maybe; but pantyhose? No way.