Moron Dictionary Entries

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I bring to the buffet... Urban Dictionary definitions for AoSHQ Stylebook consideration:

Canine whipped
A household that is run by a pet.
http://canine-whipped.urbanup.com/7182442

mouth hugging
When you put a beer bottle in your mouth, and keep your mouth wrapped around it all day.
http://mouth-hugging.urbanup.com/7493517

airplane bath
a quick method of cleaning by taking a wet wash cloth under "each wing" and "the tail"
http://airplane-bath.urbanup.com/7272101

Reverse Streaking
Running fully clothed through a nudist colony.
http://reverse-streaking.urbanup.com/7321069

and last, but most assuredly not least

fapidextrous
The ability to masturbate with equal efficiency using either hand.
http://fapidextrous.urbanup.com/7214570